Slap your MacBook,
it yells back.
SpankBar lives in your menu bar and listens to the built-in accelerometer. Hit your laptop — hear it scream, moan, or respawn.
Buy on Gumroad$4.99One-time purchase · macOS 13 Ventura+ · Apple Silicon (M-series)
What happens when you slap
Every hit fires an event. SpankBar catches it and plays the right sound.
// slap event output
Built for maximum pettiness
Dumb idea. Flawless execution.
Accelerometer detection
Uses your Mac's Sudden Motion Sensor to detect real physical impacts. No camera, no microphone, no BS.
3 audio modes
Pain — ow! sounds. Sexy — escalating intensity. Halo — game death sounds. You pick the vibe.
Menu bar controls
Adjustable sensitivity, cooldown, and playback speed — all from the menu bar. Zero clutter, zero dock icon.
How it works
Three steps. One regret.
Buy
Pay $4.99 on Gumroad. Get your license key + DMG download link instantly.
Download DMG
Open the DMG, drag SpankBar to Applications. Enter your license key on first launch.
Slap
Smack your MacBook. SpankBar yells back. Repeat until coworkers are concerned.